its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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