Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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