So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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