I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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