it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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