They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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