If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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