You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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