Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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