You work out of a Hotel?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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