we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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