try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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