She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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