Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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