Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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