I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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