Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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