I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
soo... how was my night?
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