Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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