guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
