I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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