Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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