Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Randomize
