he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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