Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
this beer tastes like vomit already
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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