I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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