The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
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