She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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