Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think brook has ever known best
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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