Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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