She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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