GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
