Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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