I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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