Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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