i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's blow job season.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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