Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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