420 ftw
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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