all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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