There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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