i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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