Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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