Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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