Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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