Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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