You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
this is an emotional support booty call
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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