Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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