dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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