Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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