my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
this just has baby written all over it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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