Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
