Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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