I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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