Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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